worldhistorystuck
yeah dude there’s a lot of text here.
inspired by this ask.16thcenturystuck
- mindspain has the world’s oceans on lock and begins trading the fuck out of eastern countries or some shit.
- dualfrance is way pissed and is totes going to have nuff battles with mindspain and be defeated literally every time because france.
- dualfrance loses a lot of battles
- repeatedly
- dualfrance continues to not be competent in war
- the condesce is like .. the ottoman empire idk don’t worry about that right now (but the capital city is condescestantinople ok)
- the new friend, british dolorempire, is FREEEE AND IS EXPLORING THE WORLD but right now mindspain owns everything so she has to be careful or she will be a slave idk don’t fuck with mindspain ok
Inky I just love you forever ok
piece of me //(piece of me cover)
download @ tindeck !!
cover art credit(hey guys ! i’ve been putting this off for a while because i haven’t had the time to record, but i finally got it together last night and i just knew i had to post today. enjooooooooy !!)
I got my session on lock, no pro8lem Vriska’s here
I’m training fucking low8loods severe
So pardon me if I let out a sneer
You 8itches got nothing watch this thief ascending up to god tier
You want a piece of me
You want a piece of meYeah 8a8y I’ll get you good
My Spidermom could use some food
And I’m a god, check the hood
So drop the whiny attitude
Cause I can kill and I would
You get my 8ack up and you’re screwed
You want a piece of meYeah I’m a huge 8itch and I keep it shameless
(You want a piece of me?)
And if your session’s fucked no I’m not 8lameless
(You want a piece of me?)
Cause I spin we8s of lies and never quit
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Vriska Serket and I’ll wreck your shit
(You want a piece of me?)So now your panties are twisted just
Cause you’re feeling 8etrayed
Well get in line 8ehind my two fists cause
I’m making ‘em pay
8ecause you know I 8n’t no villain
Let’s not get so cliché
8ut are you sure you want a piece of me?
(You want a piece of me)You think your cute manipul8tion’s got a chance when Serket’s in the game
Please stop your pretending, no for real
You should 8e ashamed
I got all the luck and no I don’t need you so
Don’t 8e lame
(Do you want a piece of me?)I got an ancestor who’s like a pir8
(You want a piece of me?)
And if your session’s fucked then I inspired it
(You want a piece of me?)
Cause I spin we8s of lies and never quit
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Vriska Serket and I’ll wreck your shit
(You want a piece of me?)I got my session on lock, this shit is my design
And 8a8y if I’m “t1cking” you off
Then may8e you just gotta go unwind
Revenge is a cycle and to ignore it makes us pretty 8lind :::;)
You want a piece of me
You want a piece, piece of me…
You want a piece of meTake in the Thief of Light in all her splendour!!!!!!!!
(You want a piece of me?)
Yeah I’m a high8lood with a 8ig agenda!!!!!!!!
(You want a piece of me?)
Cause I spin we8s of lies and never quit
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Vriska Serket and I’ll wreck your shit
(You want a piece of me?)I’m just the mastermind 8ehind your story
(You want a piece of me?)
And when your whole game’s fucked I won’t 8e sorry
(You want a piece of me?)
Cause I spin we8s of lies and never quit
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Vriska Serket and I’ll wreck your shit
(You want a piece of me?)
Piece of meYou want a piece of me????????
You Can Call Me Mister Vanilla Milkshake: Redux
Damn right, it’s better than yours.
And this is the beautiful person behind those puns. I just have so many feelings right now…
Via Miss Vanilla Milkshake
THAT’S RIGHT.
YOU’RE GONNA HAVE SOME SEXY PUNS HOSTED BY MARCH ERIDAN
[[DEAL WWITH IT]]
CAN’T STOP WHY CAN’T I STOP LAUGHING
[[As long as there are explosions, there will be explosion jokes.
deal with it. ]]
I have no problems with this ^^^
Seriously guys my parents think I’m dying in here. Stupid lousy goddamn puns. They are my kryptonite.
(Source: shittyhomestuckpuns)
I made the most ungodly sound when I read this. But, yeah, this blog is the best thing ever the end.
(Source: shittyhomestuckpuns)
we’re watching the Chamber of Secrets, and my little sister says “i know why voldemort is bald now. its so people can’t use his hair for polyjuice potion”
Via a game-show love connection.Things are going great in the Philippines. I’ll post some video soon. We can still use help fulfilling our kickstarter: http://kck.st/xlJtYf I’m trying to figure a way to reward my Homestucks that support us on kickstarter, maybe send out Rufio Stickers or even doing some voice acting for a HS character.
Yeah uh voice acting Homestuck is totally a thing that should happen.
sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq:
otp
p much my first thought
(Source: kyrianne)
Via sayonara kan's ass
![shittyhomestuckpuns:
THAT’S RIGHT.
YOU’RE GONNA HAVE SOME SEXY PUNS HOSTED BY MARCH ERIDAN
[[DEAL WWITH IT]]
CAN’T STOP WHY CAN’T I STOP LAUGHING](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0757s2jXD1r8udhbo1_500.png)




![shittyhomestuckpuns:
[[As long as there are explosions, there will be explosion jokes.
deal with it. ]]
I have no problems with this ^^^](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxoff0g1gW1r8udhbo1_500.png)





