The Box Ghost of the East Coast

worldhistorystuck

inkys:

yeah dude there’s a lot of text here.
inspired by this ask

16thcenturystuck

  • mindspain has the world’s oceans on lock and begins trading the fuck out of eastern countries or some shit. 
  • dualfrance is way pissed and is totes going to have nuff battles with mindspain and be defeated literally every time because france.
  • dualfrance loses a lot of battles
  • repeatedly
  • dualfrance continues to not be competent in war
  • the condesce is like .. the ottoman empire idk don’t worry about that right now (but the capital city is condescestantinople ok)
  • the new friend, british dolorempire, is FREEEE AND IS EXPLORING THE WORLD but right now mindspain owns everything so she has to be careful or she will be a slave idk don’t fuck with mindspain ok

Read More

Inky I just love you forever ok

Via sayonara kan's ass
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

inkys:

piece of me //(piece of me cover)
download @ tindeck !!
cover art credit

(hey guys ! i’ve been putting this off for a while because i haven’t had the time to record, but i finally got it together last night and i just knew i had to post today. enjooooooooy !!)

I got my session on lock, no pro8lem Vriska’s here
I’m training fucking low8loods severe
So pardon me if I let out a sneer
You 8itches got nothing watch this thief ascending up to god tier
You want a piece of me
You want a piece of me

Yeah 8a8y I’ll get you good
My Spidermom could use some food
And I’m a god, check the hood
So drop the whiny attitude
Cause I can kill and I would
You get my 8ack up and you’re screwed 
You want a piece of me

Yeah I’m a huge 8itch and I keep it shameless
(You want a piece of me?)
And if your session’s fucked no I’m not 8lameless
(You want a piece of me?)
Cause I spin we8s of lies and never quit
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Vriska Serket and I’ll wreck your shit
(You want a piece of me?)

So now your panties are twisted just
Cause you’re feeling 8etrayed
Well get in line 8ehind my two fists cause
I’m making ‘em pay
8ecause you know I 8n’t no villain
Let’s not get so cliché
8ut are you sure you want a piece of me?
(You want a piece of me)

You think your cute manipul8tion’s got a chance when Serket’s in the game
Please stop your pretending, no for real
You should 8e ashamed
I got all the luck and no I don’t need you so
Don’t 8e lame
(Do you want a piece of me?)

I got an ancestor who’s like a pir8
(You want a piece of me?)
And if your session’s fucked then I inspired it
(You want a piece of me?)
Cause I spin we8s of lies and never quit
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Vriska Serket and I’ll wreck your shit
(You want a piece of me?)

I got my session on lock, this shit is my design
And 8a8y if I’m “t1cking” you off
Then may8e you just gotta go unwind
Revenge is a cycle and to ignore it makes us pretty 8lind :::;)
You want a piece of me
You want a piece, piece of me…
You want a piece of me

Take in the Thief of Light in all her splendour!!!!!!!!
(You want a piece of me?)
Yeah I’m a high8lood with a 8ig agenda!!!!!!!!
(You want a piece of me?)
Cause I spin we8s of lies and never quit
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Vriska Serket and I’ll wreck your shit
(You want a piece of me?)

I’m just the mastermind 8ehind your story
(You want a piece of me?)
And when your whole game’s fucked I won’t 8e sorry
(You want a piece of me?)
Cause I spin we8s of lies and never quit
(You want a piece of me?)
I’m Vriska Serket and I’ll wreck your shit
(You want a piece of me?)
Piece of me

You want a piece of me????????

Via sayonara kan's ass

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

docscratchthat:

You Can Call Me Mister Vanilla Milkshake: Redux

Damn right, it’s better than yours.

And this is the beautiful person behind those puns. I just have so many feelings right now…


Via Miss Vanilla Milkshake


shittyhomestuckpuns:

THAT’S RIGHT.

YOU’RE GONNA HAVE SOME SEXY PUNS HOSTED BY MARCH ERIDAN

[[DEAL WWITH IT]]

CAN’T STOP WHY CAN’T I STOP LAUGHING





This is now a pun blog and I have no regrets.

(Source: shittyhomestuckpuns)



#I’M NOT SORRY

(Source: shittyhomestuckpuns)





shittyhomestuckpuns:

[[As long as there are explosions, there will be explosion jokes.

deal with it. ]]

I have no problems with this ^^^



And I will never not reblog a Jane-blowing-up pun.

(Source: shittyhomestuckpuns)



Seriously guys my parents think I’m dying in here. Stupid lousy goddamn puns. They are my kryptonite.

(Source: shittyhomestuckpuns)



I made the most ungodly sound when I read this. But, yeah, this blog is the best thing ever the end.

(Source: shittyhomestuckpuns)


we’re watching the Chamber of Secrets, and my little sister says “i know why voldemort is bald now. its so people can’t use his hair for polyjuice potion”

cinderdrilla:


Mind = blown

Via a game-show love connection.

rufiozuko:

Things are going great in the Philippines. I’ll post some video soon. We can still use help fulfilling our kickstarter: http://kck.st/xlJtYf I’m trying to figure a way to reward my Homestucks that support us on kickstarter, maybe send out Rufio Stickers or even doing some voice acting for a HS character.

Yeah uh voice acting Homestuck is totally a thing that should happen.

Via Dante Basco

sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq:

otp

p much my first thought

(Source: kyrianne)


Via sayonara kan's ass

132
To Tumblr, Love PixelUnion

We're updating Fluid!

Soon, we'll be updating the look and feel of this theme. Read about the changes here. You can easily turn off this notification in the theme customization panel.

Close